Tappy Story

Everybody’s got a story, this is ours…..

In the lively college town of Sudsburgh, where textbooks were as common as beer mugs, lived the eccentric brewmaster Frank Frothy. Frank was famous for crafting the town’s best brews, but his true partner in crime was his mischievous dog, Yo Mike, with a talent for sniffing out trouble and hops.

One fateful evening, Frank decided to create a brew so extraordinary it would become the stuff of legends. He mixed and experimented in his tiny brewery, with Yo Mike offering the occasional bark of approval. After many failed attempts, Frank stumbled upon an ancient brewing manual hidden behind a stack of dusty kegs. The manual spoke of a mythical elixir that could breathe life into objects.

Frank, being both curious and slightly offbeat, decided to give it a whirl. He gathered the rare ingredients—enchanted barley, magical hops, and a pinch of unicorn yeast. With Yo Mike’s help, he concocted the brew and poured it into a shiny new keg.

As the last drop of the magical potion dripped into the keg, something incredible happened. Frank and Yo Mike watched in amazement as the keg sprouted tiny gloves. Yo Mike ran and got his favorite tap. Frank quickly attached the tap to the keg. The keg opened its eyes and, to their astonishment, spoke its first words: "Beer We Go!"

Frank chuckled. “Well, I’ll be kegged! Yo Mike, we’ve done it! We’ve created a keg with personality!”

Tappy the Keg, as he was affectionately named, had a unique charm. Whenever he poured beer into any container—be it a mug, a bottle, or a stein — they would come to life, doing a little jig and shouting, “Beer We Go!” The more beer he poured, the more animated him and his new friends became.

News of Tappy spread like wildfire through Sudsburgh’s college campus. Students were eager to see the magical keg in action. Frank decided to debut Tappy at the next big tailgate. As Tappy poured beer into cup after cup, he danced and sang, “Beer We Go!” The students were in awe, cheering and laughing at the spectacle.

Tappy quickly became a campus legend. He was the life of every fraternity and sorority party, tailgate, and dorm room bash. Whenever Tappy showed up, the party was guaranteed to be unforgettable. His cheerful cry of “Beer We Go!” became the unofficial anthem of Sudsburgh.

From then on, Tappy the Keg was a cherished part of college life. Whether it was a big game, a wild party, or just a casual hangout, Tappy was there, spreading joy and pouring perfect pints. And every time someone heard the jubilant “Beer We Go!” they knew an epic celebration was underway.